Credit Management Pillows

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

Shoot, I just paid one of these a few weeks ago!

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

You have too many credit cards. I think you have a debt wish.

'Maybe we better airbrush this credit report before applying for a loan.'

'I had no idea my saying, 'Your Request for a Loan Has Been Approved',would come as such a shock!'

'Where do you think we're going to get this kind of money?'

Department Store - Women wearing shirt saying 'I love pre-approved credit cards.'

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

Financial Execution

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'...we just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Ask about our new credit card - Tell me more about the 'Aladdin's Lamp' credit card.

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

'Now we can get Dad a real good Father's Day present. I've been preapproved for a credit card.'

Buy now... pay later

'You have too many credit cards. I think you have a debt wish.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

50 lb. Credit Cards

"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

U.S. Credit Rating

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."