Credit Card Management Pillows

"We think your credit cards may have been breached."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Financial Execution

Financial landscape.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

Secret Identity Theft.

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Buy now... pay later

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Contemporary Consumerism

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'