Credit Card Strategists Pillows

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.

'I did well while good news was bad news. Then good news became good news--and that was bad news.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'We were just keeping up with the Joneses. How was I supposed to know the Joneses were keeping up with the Rockefellers?'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Eddie, remember... your 'net worth' is what happens to you while you make other investment plans.'

State of the State.

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."