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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.

'I did well while good news was bad news. Then good news became good news--and that was bad news.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'We were just keeping up with the Joneses. How was I supposed to know the Joneses were keeping up with the Rockefellers?'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Wait a minute....!

State of the State.

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Eddie, remember... your 'net worth' is what happens to you while you make other investment plans.'