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'Can I put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Women talking: 'What's the point of being debt free if you have to live poor?'

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"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Son, you'll find success in the ruthless pursuit of credit card points."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Still bullish if I get more credit cards.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I just..."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The recession is over, again.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Are we broke yet?'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'The market shifted on me.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Reverse Mortgage.

Davos.

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.