Credit Card Strategist Prints

'Can I put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Women talking: 'What's the point of being debt free if you have to live poor?'

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Son, you'll find success in the ruthless pursuit of credit card points."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Still bullish if I get more credit cards.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The recession is over, again.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Are we broke yet?'

"I just..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'The market shifted on me.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'