Credit Card Guru Pillows

"Due to your lack of discipline and disregard to your credit limit...."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

The Crippled Euro

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'I would advise against expansion.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'The good news is, profits are up 74%, the bad news is, we don't know why.'

Your Flexible Fiend.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"