Capital Controller Gifts

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Homo Gamus

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Large cap funds

'You've had enough!'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Always bought low.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Audit of Losses

Financial Pirates

"I think this new financial controller is going to be trouble..."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Recovery We Can't Afford

'I think we might have to find some money to do something about the office heating...'

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

LOAN - just say 'No'

"...Instead of raw, how would you like your egg tepid?"

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

Police Marksman Game

"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."