Credit Officer Gifts

"I accept repayments in dollars, euros and kidneys."

'Well, you don't have to worry about putting food on the table, our table has been repossessed?'

'Honey, we suit each other perfectly. Your dad is a credit banker, my dad is a divorce lawyer!'

"I expected the moral assessment, but the credit check surprised me."

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

'How big exactly is your newspaper bill?'

'There may never come a prince to marry me... so what, a credit officer would be great as well!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"What's a debenture?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

U.S. Credit Rating

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'