Credit Analysis Pillows

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Reading my Critics

Cut Price

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Six Thinking Hats

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

U.S. Credit Rating

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"After an extensive analysis of your company's strengths and weaknesses our recommendation is to give us more money."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Wait a minute....!

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"