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'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

One way only.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"He's not good with criticism."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"I'm not taking any chances."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'