Credit Score Enthusiast Pillows

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'It was love at first sight. She married him after one look at his credit score.'

"I'm checking my credit score."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Agency Moody's comments

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."