Credit Score Perfectionist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with a pillow that playfully awards the credit score perfectionist for their impeccable financial record. A cozy reminder of their dedication.

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'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...' mockup

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box." mockup

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

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'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...' mockup

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

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'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.' mockup

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

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'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...' mockup

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.' mockup

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

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"Constant vigilance, regular trimming." mockup

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?" mockup

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

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Recession

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"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life." mockup

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

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Poetry repairman

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Writer

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"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose." mockup

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

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'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'. mockup

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

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'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'

'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?' mockup

'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'

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'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.' mockup

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

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'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.' mockup

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

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'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio.' mockup

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio.'

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"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy." mockup

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

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'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.' mockup

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

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Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed mockup

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

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'You know your problem, Mr Hanes? Your stock portfolio is too full of companies that run like the government.'

'You know your problem, Mr Hanes? Your stock portfolio is too full of companies that run like the government.' mockup

'You know your problem, Mr Hanes? Your stock portfolio is too full of companies that run like the government.'

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The battle of the pianos.

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"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition." mockup

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

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'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?' mockup

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

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"You'll always have AAA status to me!" mockup

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

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'Oh Cynthia, I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...'

'Oh Cynthia, I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...' mockup

'Oh Cynthia, I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...'

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"Turns out that 'sleeper stock' I sold you was actually in a coma."

"Turns out that 'sleeper stock' I sold you was actually in a coma." mockup

"Turns out that 'sleeper stock' I sold you was actually in a coma."

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'He micromanages all our trades.' mockup

'He micromanages all our trades.'

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Ace Investments: Thanks for Not Asking My Net Worth.

Ace Investments: Thanks for Not Asking My Net Worth. mockup

Ace Investments: Thanks for Not Asking My Net Worth.

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Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!" mockup

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

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Credit Score Perfectionist Pillows Collection

Credit Score Perfectionist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the credit score perfectionist. Find a humorous or heartfelt design that celebrates their drive for financial excellence.

Credit Score Perfectionist Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate the credit score perfectionist. Ideal for decorating their workspace or home with a touch of wit and charm.

Credit Score Perfectionist T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts designed for the credit score perfectionist. Witty, stylish, and fun options that showcase their dedication to credit perfection.