Jolly Jugglers Of Finances Gifts

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Everything's gone up."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Wait a minute....!

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Sometimes I get the crazy feeling that he blames us for the budget overrun."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

'On my salary, microeconomics is all I can afford.'