Financial Juggling Gifts

'We didn't make out so well in the last round of budget cuts.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."