Finance Juggling Gifts

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Tennis ball girl.

Children's Entertainer

"Your remote control, sire."

The Housewife

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Medieval headlines.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'Wait a minute....!

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Me and my money are soon parted

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'