Financial Juggling Expert Gifts

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

'Ah, another grant has come through.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Fries and kids

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Having It All

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Too Much Plastic.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'