Financial Juggling Expert T-Shirts

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

'Ah, another grant has come through.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Having It All

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Too Much Plastic.

Washing Up Liquidity.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'