Expense Account Juggler Gifts

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Everything's gone up."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Too Much Plastic.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Sometimes I get the crazy feeling that he blames us for the budget overrun."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'I'm push come to shove. . .'