Balance Sheet Juggler Gifts

'I don't condone unethical accounting practices Henderson - On the other hand, I don't frown on a little numeric creativity.'

Creative Accounting

'Financial secretary gone 'round the bend, or Odalisque with Balance sheet, that is the question.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Everything's gone up."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.