Cash Flow Juggler Gifts

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm not sure we can get away with asking our suppliers to move from '60 days' until 'when hell freezes over' until we settle their invoices!"

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

"Of course you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time - You can always CHARGE it!"

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

PANIC!

"If I pay my back taxes I won't have enough cash to buy lottery tickets."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

The stock market sky is falling.

Money mangagement see-saw.

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."