Cash Flow Juggler T-Shirts

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm not sure we can get away with asking our suppliers to move from '60 days' until 'when hell freezes over' until we settle their invoices!"

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

"Of course you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time - You can always CHARGE it!"

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

PANIC!

"If I pay my back taxes I won't have enough cash to buy lottery tickets."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

The stock market sky is falling.

Money mangagement see-saw.

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."