Cash Flow Conjurer Gifts

"Pension planning is really quite a simple affair..."

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

Guitars in Heaven

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'

"She works best in hex mode."

Balancing Act.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

"The usual, please."

fortune teller and credit card.

Magician producing the Euro

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"

PANIC!

"Open Resume!"

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

Math Department Janitor

Witching Hour