Cash Flow Jester Gifts

'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Why markets crash.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

Investments.

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Now, where was I?"

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"AI tsumoney"

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

'Can you check my balance.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

Why stocks go up forever.