Expense Account Juggler Pillows

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Everything's gone up."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Too Much Plastic.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Washing Up Liquidity.

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!