Invoice Juggler Pillows

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

Storm in the out tray

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Everything's gone up."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Wait a minute....!

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Spam in inbox.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."