Invoice Juggler Pillows

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

Storm in the out tray

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"Everything's gone up."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Spam in inbox.

'Wait a minute....!

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."