Transaction Juggler Pillows

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

The stock market sky is falling.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Washing Up Liquidity.

Too Much Plastic.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'I'm push come to shove. . .'