Checkbook Juggler Gifts

'Tell you what -- why don't you go watch some TV while I balance your checkbook?'

'We're having one of those days, sir -- would you terribly mind not cashing your check until next week?'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."

Storm in the out tray

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Travelling

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Everything's gone up."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Wealth Juggler.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Too Much Plastic.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'