Currency Juggler Gifts

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

Gordon Brown

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

Pound sign about to be crushed by a 1 Ton Trade weight

"...I'm afraid your allowance will still have to be paid in American dollars."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Wealth Juggler.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

The Communicator

Overworked

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'The numbers aren't working.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Too Much Plastic.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"He only made first four installments."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

News. Volatile Stock Market. Lots of people have lost their shirts in the stock market. That's why they're feeling bare-ish!

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'