Economic Juggler Gifts

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

Patience

Balancing the EU-economy.

Market analyst at the Circus

'The market shifted on me.'

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.

'Six kids in college! Laid off from work! Installment payments due 7 days a week...and our lawyer keeps saying 'Not Yet, Not Yet!''

'Behind the Eight Ball'

"We used to advise you on what's best for your health but now we have to advise you on what's best for the economy so go out there and spend some money."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Everything's gone up."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Call Your Office

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'