Economic Juggler Mugs

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

Patience

Balancing the EU-economy.

Market analyst at the Circus

'The market shifted on me.'

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.

'Six kids in college! Laid off from work! Installment payments due 7 days a week...and our lawyer keeps saying 'Not Yet, Not Yet!''

'Behind the Eight Ball'

"We used to advise you on what's best for your health but now we have to advise you on what's best for the economy so go out there and spend some money."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Call Your Office

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Multitasking executive dog

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand