Stock Juggler Mugs

OK, buy! No, wait... sell! No, change that... sell! No... buy! No... sell! Buy!

'Stocks rebounded from yesterday's losses on news that 'it aint over till it's over'.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'The market shifted on me.'

Call Your Office

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Multitasking executive dog

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The stock market sky is falling.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'You say he left the office hours ago?'