Finance Juggler Mugs

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'Why should I save for a rainy day. I don't want one.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man robbed by medical center.

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

"You really know how to put a crimp in my consumer confidence!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

The home mortgage 100 metre dash.

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'You are overdrawn!'

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

'I'm afraid we can't make it, Janet. Both my husband and I are having our time of the month.'

Pensioner trying to balance on his finances

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'If you can't pay your bill, at least buy something from our gift shop.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'High interest rates won't stop me from shopping!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

Two men talking in front of half finished driveway. 'Your wife did mention you'd had an economy drive.'

Food prices.

Stockbrokers - It was a small blip in the market - sorry, you were wiped out.

Payroll Dept. My means aren't justifying enough ends.

"On second thought, maybe our joint account was a bad idea."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

Fries and kids

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'