Finance Juggling Expert Mugs

"All the evidence shows that the pay of social workers has fallen behind equivalent teachers and police officers..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

The stock market sky is falling.

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Having It All

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Too Much Plastic.

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'