Finance Juggling Expert Prints

"All the evidence shows that the pay of social workers has fallen behind equivalent teachers and police officers..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

The stock market sky is falling.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

Having It All

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Washing Up Liquidity.

Too Much Plastic.

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'