Investment Juggler Gifts

The stock market sky is falling.

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

Where is Goes

'Your portfolio took a beating...,but the good news is no humans or animals were injured.'

It's difficult holding onto any gains I make in my financial portfolio and seemingly impossible to lose any gains here.

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Didn't take stock in my investor's advice.

Still bullish if I get more credit cards.

'Mr Dumpty, I'm taking you off walls...and risky investments.'

'I've made a fortune, lost a fortune...luckily it was someone else's fortune.'

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The market shifted on me.'

Call Your Office

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"With great power comes great, great stress."