Jolly Credit Card Jugglers Prints

"Making purchases with credit cards should have a five day waiting period!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Too Much Plastic.

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"He only made first four installments."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Man robbed by medical center.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

The Tooth Accountant

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'