Credit Juggler Prints

Walking a fine line of debt.

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

The stock market sky is falling.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'