Credit Card Queen's Dilemma Gifts

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

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"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

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"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

Still bullish if I get more credit cards.

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"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'