Credit Card Conundrum Curator Gifts

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Modern Monster

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Your Flexible Fiend.

Ostrich head in sand.