Credit Card Conundrum Curator Pillows

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Your Flexible Fiend.

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.