Credit Card Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

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"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

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"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Your Flexible Fiend.

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"