Banking Drama Lover Gifts

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

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"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

'Sorry. We've had to close your 'chicken' account ma'am. Everything you write bounces.'

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"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

'Ladies and gentlemen... let's not quibble, when we can sue.'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'Does this mean no more company car?'

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

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'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'Well, you're the psychic. Why don't you tell me if I'm going to give you any money?'

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

'Hi man, I'd like to open a joint account...'

'DNA analysis of board members shows we're not quite the family business we thought we were.'

"They say they're with a private equity firm, but I fear their motives are more sinister."

'What do you mean overdrawn, I still have 12 cheques left.'

"He wants to rent a safe deposit box for the winter."

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

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"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

'I said... oh, forget it!'

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

'I'm making a comeback!'