Banking Comedy Lover Gifts

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Jumping Wall Street.

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Harvest Data Festival

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

"I have complete confidence that the company will overcome its debt load."

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Hands up!"

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

PANIC!

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

I'm thinking of taking the next step and becoming a snail...what mortgages have you got to offer?