Delivery Tasks Gifts

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Anything for me?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Santa's Out Tray.

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'