Delivery Dilemmas Gifts

'A package to South Dakota, eh? -- You want it done fast, or you want it done right?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Modern Cupid

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Caution Fragile

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Two Pints Today Please.

'Traffic Jam.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Junk Mail.

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"