Gps Tracking Gifts

Perverts Flying High

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Recalculating

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Hurricane damage to trees

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Propane Supply

Recalculating!

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

GPS flag in road

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Recalculating!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.