Trophy Tanglers Gifts

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Bang!"

Zdeno Chara

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."