Prize Catch Enthusiasts Gifts

Angling Competition

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Steroids.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

Fisherman Funneral

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

The bad news is you've got worms. The good news is I'm an avid fisherman.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Penknife catching baby penknife.

Sea-side - The bathing hour

'Don't let it go!'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'She's not describing the one that got away, she's describing the flasher she just saw in the bushes.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Wow, look at the size of that thing!... Do you think we'll need a bigger boat?"

'He wants a good flyrod.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

"I used to think you were quite a catch, but I've decided to throw you back!"