Prize Catch Lover Gifts

Fisherman takes his prize catch to bed.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Steroids.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

The art of fishing.

Champion.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"I didn't exactly win it."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'First I won the whole ball of wax. Then I got the whole enchilada...'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Ticket prizes...

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Angling Competition