Trophy Taker Gifts

'Guess who netted it.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Dad Trophies

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Bang!"

Zdeno Chara

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"